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1 THE GREAT GONZO v KELICE 2 THE GREAT GONZO v REENY We owe a great debt of gratitude to Gonzo. Through him we get a glimpse of what might have resulted if one of the great Victorian actor-managers had taken up wrestling. Gonzo's unique way of delivering a running commentary as he fights has endeared him to many, and we are sure that this, his latest oeuvre, will attract brisk business. Wherever fans foregather there is but one topic:- The Only Man who can save World Wrestling is back! His opponents are both black, and both lovely. They are also both topless. First of all the statuesque Kelice takes on the Amazonian brute and after a few minutes has him writhing in pain. Trapped between her shapely thighs he can do little else but stare up beseechingly at the wispiest thong in the business. But Gonzo give up? Never! Well, hardly ever... He may have felt that he stood a better chance against Reeny but alas, it was not to be. Once again he finds himself on the floor and despite his noisy protests, sat upon and humiliated by a beautiful woman. But he lives to fight another day. Or so we hope.