1 GREAT GONZO v LUCY 2 GREAT GONZO v ANDREA
'The only man who can save world wrestling' - how those words must have rung in Lucy's ears as she faced this giant of the mat.
However, although we know little of Gonzo's battles in the Amazon jungle we find that when pitted against the cream of British womanhood, such as the glamorous Lucy, he tends, how shall we say? to crumble.
She subjects him to all sorts of humiliation which, in true Gonzo fashion he describes in detail, no mean feat as he spends most of the time with his nose crushed in Lucy's knickers. Lucy though can talk the talk as well though, so we are left in little doubt as to what's going on. There are moments of course when his jungle savagery erupts.
But not often.
Supporters of Gonzo - and they are legion - will surely rise in fury at the treatment meted out to him by the petite Andrea. Undeterred by the disparity in size Andrea dishes out such pain and humiliation that our verbose hero is sometimes actually driven to silence!
This woman has a sense of fair play even tinier than her thong, which is saying something. Andrea doesn't get it all her own way though, and at times the score is quite close!